Seasoned. Not Salty.

Seasoned. Not Salty.

Black / S
$34.99
Sale price  $34.99 Regular price 
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Seasoned. Not Salty.

Seasoned. Not Salty.

For women who have earned their wisdom and wear it proudly.

A statement tee designed for confidence, experience, and the kind of humor that only comes with living a full life.

★★★★★ 4.9 | Reviews

$34.99
Sale price  $34.99 Regular price 
ColorBlack
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Seasoned. Not Salty.

For the woman who has been through enough to know what deserves her energy — and what doesn't.

She’s made mistakes.
She’s learned the lessons.
She’s survived the heartbreak, the disappointment, and the moments that changed her.

But she didn’t become bitter. She became wiser.

A statement tee for the woman who has lived enough life to know her worth, laugh at what used to bother her, and keep moving forward with grace, confidence, and a little attitude.

SIZE & FIT

S: Width 18" | Length 28"

M: Width 20" | Length 29"

L: Width 22" | Length 30"

XL: Width 24" | Length 31"

2XL: Width 26" | Length 32"

3XL: Width 28" | Length 33"

FABRIC & CARE

Fabric Details

• 100% cotton

• Classic unisex fit

• Medium fabric weight

• Tear-away label

• Runs true to size

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on the design

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Orders are made to order and typically ship within a few business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location.

We offer 30-day returns. If you need to return an item because of a mistake on our part or a defective item, we’ll cover the return shipping. For other returns, the customer is responsible for return shipping costs.

THIS ISN'T JUST A TEE. IT'S A STATEMENT.

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Let customers speak for us

★★★★★

This shirt says exactly what I’m feeling. I’ve been through a lot, but I’m still standing.

Tasha M.

★★★★★

The message made me laugh because it is literally me. Cute, comfortable, and so relatable.

Monica R.

★★★★★

Sometimes you just need a shirt that tells the story for you. This one does.

Jasmine L.